A Birthday Riddle

What's big and fat and is on a diet so he can't drink beer on his birthday?

Silver Falls

Thank you Jason and Heather... finally I get the beer I've been craving but can't drink a drop. I'll probably break down on Saturday for the Oktoberfest celebration here at Mt. Angel... so maybe if I take a lighter than normal dinner, I can have one :) for my birthday ? :)

I probably shouldn't break down... isn't how I got into this in the first place? Pizza and Beer? Well, between that and being a Computer Programmer... something's got to give, and I think its my gut.

Oh, yeah. Check out the picasa album. It's at a park about 1 hour south of Hillsboro (where we live). Apparently there are 10-11 different falls. Molly and I did about a 4 mile hike and saw 4 of them. Part of the hike was a killer, very few switch-backs, and what seemed like about a mile of walking to gain 1000 ft elevation. Molly and I were both a little bit tired after that one. We're likely going to go back and do the full 10 mile loop to see them all. We'd have to start early, and bring a picnic lunch, and some snacks... about a gallon of water... Sounds very tough.

Man I need to lose some weight.